How to Not Get Me to Buy a Car From Your Dealer:

"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips) 04/08/2016 at 18:55 • Filed to: Stealerships

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Call me while I’m at work, asking when I’m going to buy a car from you, then pry for five more minutes without letting me get a word in.

Takuro Spirit > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 04/08/2016 at 19:03

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So you gonna buy the car or not???

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 04/08/2016 at 19:03

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shop-teacher > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 04/08/2016 at 19:14

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Yeah, that’ll do it.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > shop-teacher 04/08/2016 at 19:15

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I eventually hung up.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Takuro Spirit 04/08/2016 at 19:15

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No.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/08/2016 at 19:16

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Huh?

shop-teacher > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 04/08/2016 at 19:16

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I would have done the same.

iSureWilll > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 04/08/2016 at 19:17

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Phone sales is the worst.

TheRealBicycleBuck > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 04/08/2016 at 19:34

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First words out of my mouth when a salesperson calls me at work: “This is a work phone. It is illegal for you to contact me at this number. Call here again and I will file a report.”

That usually takes care of the problem.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > TheRealBicycleBuck 04/08/2016 at 19:36

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I wasn’t going to lie to him, but I also didn’t tell him that I wasn’t still planning on buying a Ford. I figured that would trigger a longer conversation on how he could get me in a Mustang.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 04/08/2016 at 21:36

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did u buy it yet

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/08/2016 at 21:55

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Nope. Though I almost blew my my money on an MR2 the other day.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 04/08/2016 at 21:57

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OUUUGHHOWAHAHAHA you should have! AW11 or SW20?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/08/2016 at 22:00

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‘86 AW11, seemingly rust free, under 100k miles, $2k. Probably a better financial choice, but honestly I’d rather have a new car to be my daily driver.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 04/08/2016 at 22:03

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UGHHHH NP NP NP. Newer, or brand new, like, new-new?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/08/2016 at 22:19

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New new.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 04/08/2016 at 22:27

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Such as?

The Compromiser > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 04/08/2016 at 22:39

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That happened to my wife. The guy argued about the vehicle condition being about the best you would get on a used vehicle. Scratched and generally banged about.

Then he called her about it and wouldn’t let her talk. Then the next day another guy called about it. Same rhetoric. She said nope.

I keep telling her we should go by to talk to them in the brand new version of the vehicle, that we bought somewhere else....

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/08/2016 at 22:48

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Camaro Turbo or FiST.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 04/08/2016 at 22:50

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Too bad you can’t get a 2 door FiSt

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/08/2016 at 22:56

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Still, the Fiesta is a bit cheaper, but no: RWD, LSD, decent interior, 275hp/295ft. lbs., back-up camera(visibility isn’t great in the FiST either), and a few other things. It’s a great car, but if I am able to get a Camaro for a decent price, I’d rather have that. The gas mileage isn’t that different either.